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Ask me anything   this is a whatever i want kind of blog. i pretty much exclusively reblog things that i enjoy.

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

— 16 hours ago with 79622 notes

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

— 16 hours ago with 167580 notes

Send me a Tarot Card.

The Fool:Tell an embarrassing story.
The Magician:Do you have a special talent?
The High Priestess:Are you good at keeping secrets?
The Empress:What do you desire most?
The Emperor:Do you have any family traditions?
The Hierophant:What is/was your favourite school subject?
The Lovers:What qualities would your ideal partner have?
The Chariot:Have you ever had to fight for something?
Strength:What gives you strength?
The Hermit:Could you cope with living alone?
Wheel of Fortune:If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it?
Justice:If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
The Hanged Man:Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's?
Death:If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
Temperance:Do you have good self control?
The Devil:What do you think your worst quality is?
The Tower:Describe your dream home.
The Star:What inspires you?
The Moon:Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently.
The Sun:Describe a childhood memory.
Judgement:Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?
The World:What country would you most like to visit?
— 1 day ago with 69590 notes
warnerbrothersforever:

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@ 
And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks. 
I’m tired now

Marie»>Naz. Double D was a sucker.

warnerbrothersforever:

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@ 

And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks. 

I’m tired now

Marie»>Naz. Double D was a sucker.

(via unbornation)

— 1 day ago with 21305 notes
thezodiack:

Deadpool #15 cover by Declan Shalvey

thezodiack:

Deadpool #15 cover by Declan Shalvey

(via dogpool)

— 1 day ago with 426 notes
ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

(via roflicious)

— 2 days ago with 141473 notes