If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
| The Fool: | Tell an embarrassing story. |
| The Magician: | Do you have a special talent? |
| The High Priestess: | Are you good at keeping secrets? |
| The Empress: | What do you desire most? |
| The Emperor: | Do you have any family traditions? |
| The Hierophant: | What is/was your favourite school subject? |
| The Lovers: | What qualities would your ideal partner have? |
| The Chariot: | Have you ever had to fight for something? |
| Strength: | What gives you strength? |
| The Hermit: | Could you cope with living alone? |
| Wheel of Fortune: | If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it? |
| Justice: | If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have? |
| The Hanged Man: | Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's? |
| Death: | If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be? |
| Temperance: | Do you have good self control? |
| The Devil: | What do you think your worst quality is? |
| The Tower: | Describe your dream home. |
| The Star: | What inspires you? |
| The Moon: | Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently. |
| The Sun: | Describe a childhood memory. |
| Judgement: | Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of? |
| The World: | What country would you most like to visit? |
Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@
And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks.
I’m tired now
Marie»>Naz. Double D was a sucker.
(via unbornation)
what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
(via roflicious)